Funny Laziness Quotes

Some funny quotes on Laziness...

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
- Edgar Bergen

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
- Jules Renard

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
- Mary Wilson Little

Cheers,
Have a Lazy/Laid back Day Ahead

Funny Quotes

"This is a strange country we live in. When it comes to electing a president, we get two choices. But when we have to select a Miss America, we get 50."
-Jay Leno

Especially for girls:

i came ...i saw ..i did a little shopping...

Virginity.. can be cured !

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
Jeff Marder.

God made alcohol as a social lubricant. To make men brave, and to make women loose.