More SATC Quotes

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Taking it forward from my last post on SATC Quotes

Samantha : Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear view mirror.
Miranda : Relationships may appear closer than they actually are.

Charlotte : TREY! I'm tired of being married to your penis. I'm a person! And this is supposed to be a relationship! And I am DONE walking on eggshells. Ooooooo, don't talk about moving in, in front of the penis cause it might go soft. And, and the penis likes this and the penis doesn't like that and THE PENIS WANTS TO BE MEASURED!

Samantha : Sex is a barometer of what is going on in a relationship.

Carrie : I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love. And I don't think that love is here in this expensive suite in this lovely hotel in Paris

Samantha on kilts : I like the idea of men in skirts. Easy access.

Charlotte about Elizabeth Taylor : She's getting a little fat.
Pet store clerk : Oh, she's not fat.
Charlotte : You're right, that's an ugly term. She's... full figured

Carrie : People say 'Everything happens for a reason.' These people are usually women. And these women are usually sorting through a break-up. It seems that men can get out of a relationship without even a 'Goodbye,' But, apparently, women have to either get married or learn something.
Why are we in such a rush to move from confused to Confucius?
Do we search for lessons to lessen the pain?

Samantha : I tell you, it is so refreshing to be with someone who likes to fuck outside the box.

Carrie : Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course, we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you're very lucky, a plane ride away.

Miranda : I'm telling you: the fat ass, the farting .. it's ridiculous. I am un-fuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life. ... That's why you're supposed to be married when you're pregnant, so somebody is obligated to have sex with you.

Samantha while milking a cow and squirting herself in the face : I usually get a little warning before that happens.

Charlotte [After the wedding] I finally get to sleep with Trey.
Carrie : Excuse me?
Miranda : You haven't slept with him yet?
Samantha : Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!

Carrie : Wallis was right. The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't, but in the end they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.

Doctor : Your right ovary has stopped producing eggs.
Miranda : Is it possible it's just on strike?

Miranda : I'd like to forget some of the men I've slept with.
Charlotte : I keep a list.
Miranda : Oh, how sweet. "Men to do today."

Carrie : It all seemed so familiar. She was having a deja fuck.

Charlotte : It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them.
Carrie : I always like a good math solution to any love problem.

Woman on the street : They say the average 33-year-old woman has sex 3.5 times a week. I'd like to know who that woman is.

Miranda : So all I have to do to meet the ideal man is to give birth to him.

Samantha : Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.

Funny Laziness Quotes

Some funny quotes on Laziness...

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
- Edgar Bergen

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
- Jules Renard

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
- Mary Wilson Little

Cheers,
Have a Lazy/Laid back Day Ahead